Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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