Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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