I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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