Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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