i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
just found out that she named her cat after me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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