You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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