Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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