Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Dick very happy bro
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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