With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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