yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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