try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
this will be a night to untag.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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