Whoa Z and x make the same sound
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize