i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
