Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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