I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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