I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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