Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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