And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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