whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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