Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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