How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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