Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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