Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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