fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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