Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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