I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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