You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
