in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
