She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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