So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
