My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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