i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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