Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize