Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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