I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
tell me about the eggs
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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