I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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