But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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