Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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