I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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