I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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