too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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