We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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