you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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