dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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