Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize