I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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