Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need a burrito and a hug.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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