In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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