guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My cat gives me a boner
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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