I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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