I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
