take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
