Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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