Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You ate ashes out of my bong
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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