I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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