these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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