matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just pynch a tree in the face
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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