If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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