nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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