Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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